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Oh Hello There

I'm Alex and fictional characters are constantly ruining my life. I mostly just reblog things but sometimes I badly draw or write. Send me a message sometime! I love making new friends :)

rib-caged:

I hate when guys are like “oh you’re not one of those girls that’s going to order a salad for dinner are you?” MAYBE I AM. MAYBE I FUCKING LIKE SALADS. HAVE YOU EVEN TASTED RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE. 

  #mario    #CUTE  
denlusion:

i hate noikou so much… let’s just pretend they did the do the last night and they woke up hugging. /snorts/ anyways, belated happy birthday to the old fart! <3

denlusion:

i hate noikou so much… let’s just pretend they did the do the last night and they woke up hugging. /snorts/ anyways, belated happy birthday to the old fart! <3

  #aw    #kounoi    #dmmd  

princeyuya:

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DID TTHEY SERIOUSLY JUST DO THIS IN YUGIOH

I LITERALLY JSUT TOOK THIS FROM YUGIOH

THIS IS UNEDITTED

THIS IS RAW YUGIOH DUBBED GOODNESS OF EPISODE

  #FUCKING    #yugioh    #vid  

sasukeheaven:

Relationship Status:

✔️ Too busy shipping fictional characters to focus on myself

  #about me  

The fucking Stripper AU

koumizu:

I keep talking about this. This AU is the AU that’s most important to me. All the DMMd boys working in the fucking sex industry in some way or another. 

It started with Mizuki, of course. 

Mizuki works as a part-time stripper at Ryuuhou’s night club so he can pay off the heavy cost of the tattoos he got from Ryuuhou. Mizuki is also the most popular stripper at the club and makes quite a bit of money. He’s most known for his young face, tricks on the pole and his juicy ass in that tight leather. He often gets treated poorly by his clients, though, due to his overwhelming desire to please.

Ryuuhou is Mizuki’s boss. Ryuuhou seems like a very nice, generous man on the surface but he’s actually conducted some very wrong and illegal activities in secret. Child-grooming being the biggest one. He still does tattooing, naturally. He often tattoos his employees so they will look absolutely beautiful when they’re stripped naked. 

Koujaku is one of Ryuuhou’s victims. After Koujaku accidentally killed his family, Ryuuhou took him in and raised him. Koujaku was very unwilling, of course. Ryuuhou ended up raising him to be a prostitute. Koujaku worked at Ryuuhou’s club for awhile, but eventually he made enough money to get away from Ryuuhou and live on his own. Now he is a high-end prostitute that generally caters to women. 

Noiz is one of Mizuki’s regulars. The first time Noiz entered the strip club, Mizuki gave him a lapdance. From then on, Noiz kept coming back for more. But it turned out that Noiz actually wanted Mizuki to teach him the ways of a stripper too. Mizuki agreed to help him and they became awkward friends. 

Mink is another popular stripper at the same club. He is widely known as the bara that looks smokin’ in women’s lingerie. He had previous dancing experience before he came to work at Ryuuhou’s club, but he won’t talk about it. He won’t talk about much, actually. Him and Mizuki know each other very well and consider each other friends. 

Clear is a sex bot. That is literally why him and the Alphas were created. Sex toys. However, after working for his master for a period of time, he ended up going rogue. Clear wanted to be more than what he was created for and is now trying to make a better life for himself.

Aoba works at Sex Shop Heibon. He’s a very good business man at the shop and is very knowledgeable on many things in the sex industry. Yet, he still doesn’t know anything about his friends being so involved in the business too. 

Virus and Trip are a pair of pornstars, starring in a lot of gay porn that’s marketed as incestuous. They aren’t actually related, of course. But due to their marketing, they have quite the fanbase. They visit Sex Shop Heibon quite often. 

Toue is the head of a company that designs sex toys. Sex bots among them. He also quietly runs a brothel whose employees are working there against their will. He’s very creepy. 

Sei is one the unfortunate people that works in Toue’s brothel. He was forced into the position as a prostitute at a young age and has been working there ever since. All he really wants is to leave, but he knows he’ll probably be there to be used as a fuck toy for the rest of his life. 

  #STRIPPER AU    #dmmd  

いつもの場所で

  #free!    #magelulu  
miraongchua:

haruka and michiru

miraongchua:

haruka and michiru

  #sailor moon  
kanapy:

DO YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED?

kanapy:

DO YOU WANT TO BE ARRESTED?

  #free!  
  #EVERYONE JUST WATCH THIS YOU WON'T REGRET IT    #gintama    #vid